I fuckin can't believe it! I just did a google search for the word "hegemonster" to see what would come up, thinking that all my old webpages (facebook, makeoutclub, whatever) would show up because I've been using that name for years, since 2003 when I created it in my crazy sociology/global economics class. GUESS WHAT? Some lame ass dude I stupidly had a crush on (sophomore year of college) named a movie he made "hegemonster." Who else would even think of a name like that? It was my word. MINE! And I've been using it since I made it up, as my email address, myspace url, everything. I'm SOOOO pissed.
This is INTELLECTUAL THIEVERY, my dears. I could take this motherfucker to court if I so chose.
But, you know what? Anyone who knows me knows that I'm the ORIGINAL HEGEMONSTER. And anyone else who even thinks of using that name is a phony unoriginal asshole.
Whatever. I don't fight. I don't argue. I just hit that bitch with a bottle.
So, the moral of the story is, if you happen to see some skinny twerp walking around with his fixed gear bike pretending to be cool or whatever, punch his fuckin lights out. It's a one in a hundred chance in Philly that it's the right guy.
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