This is my defense.
THE ORIGINAL HEGEMONSTER
Recently, I discovered that an adversary of mine from the past had stolen a a piece of my intellectual property. I say piece because I have plenty of it, if you know what I mean. The property in question is one of my internet personae, a name I've used since its creation in 2003, during a moment of clarity in my sociology/global economics class because I was thinking of Pokemon the "pocket monster," and because we were discussing hegemony. Thus, "hegemonster." And it's been mine since, as my myspace url, my blog url, everyfuckin thing, including makeoutclub (say what?!) and livejournal.
To me, his unauthorized and unwanted use of my name is ludicrous, but it also really pisses me off because he was a complete asshole to me in college. Yea, sophomore year, it's been that long and I haven't talked to him since. Until, I found his little movie blog and decided to call him out.
What a little turd!