Seriously?

I got an email today warning me of the next 9/11 situation, destined to happen in England. Attached were pictures from the Islam "Religion of Peace" Demonstration. I have no idea if these were photoshopped or whatever, but considered it interesting enough to at least post one photo here.

BROOOOOKLYYYNNNNNN

we go harrd.
I have searched everywhere for the dirty version of this song. To no avail. Even iTunes leaves me wanting. I have no idea where to get the new Jay-Z single, featuring Santogold off either the album Notorious, or Jay-Z's new LP. I'm so glad he didn't retire for real.
Check out Santogold. She dresses just like me.

Sick

I have caught the common cold and I feel awful. I'm usually sick on the holidays, so this Christmas won't be tooo different from Christmases past. I took some Sudfed PE (the kind without pseudoephedrine) and I'm starting to feela little woozy.

"Please Reserve Judgment"

Did you see Rod Blagojevich's speech yesterday? It was all over the news, but in case you didn't catch it on the television, here it is:

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My dad thinks he looks coked up-- I agree that he does look pretty shaky, and that whole Kipling recitation was a tad over the top, but I think he might be innocent. Honestly, who would openly talk about selling a Senate seat, on the telephone that you know is being tapped? It just doesn't make sense. Unless Blagojevich is really on drugs. If that's true, I'm sure the trial will be even more exciting.

Yes, it's a big distraction, but Obama hasn't even started yet. I guess we'll just have to wait and see.

I Am King?

More like "I Am Sam." Puff Daddy, what were you thinking? Ripping off not only Nas (and you're not really a rapper, I'm sorry) with that title for your new fragrance, sold exclusively at Macy's!, but you also jacked "Quiet Storm" for the commercial. I hope you wrote Mobb Deep a royalty check.

personality disorder [a stream-of-consciousness poem I wrote]

I'm writing this little piece on Freud right now, dream interpretations, the ego, superego,
subconscious mind
etc etc. i could care less what freud thought was real
dreams are supposed to be personal, right?
symbols assigned to feelings, it's all nonsense
i go to sleep and dream about the tv show i watched before i went to sleep
except instead of solving the crime at the last minute i sit down at the table,
take a slice of pizza out of a box, cross my legs, and eat it
i guess that means i was hungry when i was dreaming
and i remember another dream i had when i was a little girl
i had a fever
i was like six,
and i was sitting in a carriage with this princess
and all the townspeople were gathered around to see us come by
crowding the streets
but they're all screaming at me and the princess
so loud, i remember trying to cover my ears but it was so loud
and then we get out of the carriage, and i know her head is getting chopped
but then i wake up
now what's that supposed to mean?

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