I know some people stay in touch with their exes, but I don't, unless we were already good friends and ended the relationship on a good note. There's no way that I want constant contact with my exes. Exes are usually exes for a reason, after all, and I have enough friends that I don't really need to keep around the dudes that I dump. Did that sound harsh? If you knew my last ex, you wouldn't think so.
I don't really want to dedicate too much time to this schmuck, so I'll keep it short.
@LoserEx: I hope I never see or hear from you again. Stay out of my life. I'm sure you found someone new to terrorize. Karma will get you in the end.
Ugh. Glad I got that over with.
In other news, I joined a blogging group called The Red Dress Club and once a week they post a challenge and ask all the readers to participate. This week's challenge was to construct a dialogue based around an argument. Here is one that my boyfriend and I commonly have, fictionalized.
Image via WikipediaPerson 2: "What? I wasn't looking."
Person 1: "This commercial, didn't you see the guy?"
Person 2: "What guy?"
Person 1: "The guy from that TV show... Ugh, what's his name? You know, we watched it last week."
Person 2: "Baby, I have no idea what you're talking about."
Person 1: "You know, the dude who got his leg cut off, but he still won the lottery anyway? We just saw it!"
Person 2: "You mean the dude with the ugly beard?"
Person 1: "No, he just has a mustache."
Person 2: "No, you're thinking of someone else."
Person 1: "I'm not! I swear! He has a 'stache and is always wearing sunglasses."
Person 2: "I've never seen him wearing sunglasses, to be honest."
Person 1: "We just watched it together! He was wearing shades for half of the show."
Person 2: "Well, we must be thinking of different people, then."
Person 1: "I guess so."
Person 2: "You're really great at describing things, though."
9 comments:
This totally made me smile! We've ALL had those convos, haven't we?
Funny! I love the last quote. Awesome!
So true. I can attest to having so many of these conversations with my husband. Funny.
Sounds like me and my husband talking at night when our boys are in bed. I can never remember a dang thing but I want to tell him everything.
Very funny!
I hate bastard ex-boyfriends...
I love the humorous, makes no sense argument, just for the sake of arguing.
Lol! I think I had the same conversation last night. :)
Ha! That argument is hilarious. I think I'd rather be person 2.
Lmfao. This is probably my favorite thirty days thirty tweets post so far.
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