Halloween Costume Predictions

Halloween is coming up and I still haven't come up with an idea for my costume-- but I'm working on it! I'm doing tons of research by watching television and taking notes on what everyone's been gossiping about this season. Gossip leads to tabloids and tabloids lead to awesomely hilarious google image search results which leads to everyone's Halloween costume for the year. Case in point-- last year I was Amy Crackhouse while my sister back home was planning on dressing as train-wreck Lindsay Lohan, but ended up being Axl Rose. Same diff.

To demonstrate my predictions I drew these images. Enjoy! 

This year, I can for sure say that there will be an enormous amount of women and men alike dressed just like...

LADY GAGA in her MEAT DRESS!!



She has a bottle of A-1 steak sauce to pour on herself when the mood is right and a hamburger purse to complete the look. I heard that at one of the San Francisco street fairs there were a number of men and women wearing variations of the meat dress. This one's gonna be BIG!

Another costume that I think will be a sure-fire hot look this year is the...

WITCHY CHRISTINE O'DONNELL!!



From all the press this woman's been getting lately to her farcical advertisements declaring that she's "not a witch" to the fully-deserved ridicule served up weekly from Bill Maher (and the hits keep on comin!), I would be very surprised if I didn't see at least one person sporting a broom and shaking hands politician-style. Seriously, I may even try this costume out for one of the Halloween parties I'm going to...



What are you planning on dressing up as? Do you have any predictions for this year's hottest Halloween costumes?