My dad is the coolest. He sends me emails regularly, and writes articles and little bits of genius which I think deserve to be published, which is why you sometimes see a [guest post] from him on this blog.
I'm proud of my dad, if you can tell.
His ears are probably itching right now.
This morning I found in my inbox this little rap my dad wrote, and I think it's fabulous. The subject is Mitt Romney and his disparaging comments about what he really thinks of half of the country (directly from his lips in the David Corn video, have you seen it? if not you can watch it here)
Listen, I know Obama is not perfect, and neither of the Democrats. A lot of them are only in politics for their own selfish reasons.
However, I will say that one party is a whole lot worse, and if Obama loses this election we will all be paying for it. Unless you're a billionaire with funds stashed away in sundry islands. If that's the case, you'll probably be jumping for joy if Slick Willard wins, but honestly I don't think you'd be reading The Sez if that description fits you.
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Dad wants to me to record it. I'm down. I might tweak it a little bit, and I'd be pleased as punch if anyone else would like to spit on it. Lemme know. 47% of Americans may not pay income tax, but everyone who works pays a payroll tax. This whole income tax argument is BS, and more of us need to call these jerks out on it.
His ears are probably itching right now.
This morning I found in my inbox this little rap my dad wrote, and I think it's fabulous. The subject is Mitt Romney and his disparaging comments about what he really thinks of half of the country (directly from his lips in the David Corn video, have you seen it? if not you can watch it here)
Listen, I know Obama is not perfect, and neither of the Democrats. A lot of them are only in politics for their own selfish reasons.
However, I will say that one party is a whole lot worse, and if Obama loses this election we will all be paying for it. Unless you're a billionaire with funds stashed away in sundry islands. If that's the case, you'll probably be jumping for joy if Slick Willard wins, but honestly I don't think you'd be reading The Sez if that description fits you.
Dad wants to me to record it. I'm down. I might tweak it a little bit, and I'd be pleased as punch if anyone else would like to spit on it. Lemme know. 47% of Americans may not pay income tax, but everyone who works pays a payroll tax. This whole income tax argument is BS, and more of us need to call these jerks out on it.
Forty-seven-percent
That's amost HALF
Vote for Willard Romney?
(Don't make me laugh)
He resents the poor
Think they the trash
Spends his nights tryin'
To rake in mo' cash
To buy his way
(And the USA)
Cause Corporate Welfare's
For Sale today!
We gotta stop Willard
Afore he steal the show
So either Vote for Barack Obama
Or Romney's Mind Control
Forty-seven-percent
(Where they future went?)
Forty-seven-percent
Can barely pay they rent
Forty-seven-percent
Of folks today
Don't pay no taxes
Cause they earn no pay
They either outta work
Or sick, or old
Or all the above
(They just don't have the gold)
But the one-percent
(That's those on top)
Do all the Benjy snatchin'
And they just can't stop
They the Greedy.
We the Needy.
They the Greedy.
We the Needy.
We were the 99
(Now we're the 47?)
It's like we been marked down
Yesterday's manna from heaven
In the discount rack or
In a dumpster out back
It's all the same to Mitt
If you white or black
You just a number to him
A figure on his slate
Your job's goin' to China
And you standin' at the gate
He the worst they is
He ain't got no soul
No brain, just a grin
(Romney a real A-hole)
We gotta stop this liar
Afore he steal the show
So either Vote for Obama
Or Mind Control
We the Needy.
They the Greedy.
We the Needy.
They the Greedy.
We the forty-seven-percent.
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